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Plumbing Jokes

Father and 5 Sons

added: 10/16/09

A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons.

His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers.

The friend asked about the middle son and the father said,

"Oh, he's a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others educations."



Broken Leg?

added: 10/5/09

A plumber hobbles down the road in a cast and meets a friend.

"How did you break your leg?" asked the friend

"It's like this," he replied:

"This guy had promised his wife that he would fix the sink plumbing on a particular day. That day, he realized he would need to stay late at work, so he called me. I stopped by the man's office for the house key, and went to work.

"When the wife got home, she saw my bottom half protruding from the sink cabinet. She assumed it was her husband, and proceeded to remove my trousers and give me some, ... intimate attention.

"Then the phone rang, and the woman left to answer it. When she returned, she angrily said, *That was my husband on the phone...who are YOU?*

"I was startled, so when I got up to reply, I bumped my head and was knocked out. The woman pulled me out, and must have fastend my trousers and called an ambulance.

"When the medics were carrying me out, they asked what had taken place. When I told them, they laughed so hard that they dropped me. That's when I broke my leg!"



Plumbing Light bulbs?

added: 10/2/09

How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Three: A boss to tell a plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.



Scared from the Rotweiler...

added: 9/29/09

A plumber arrived at his next job only to find his client was going out, worried about the clients Rotweiler the man asks if he could come back later.

Noticing the plumber's insecurity the client says,"Don't worry about the dog he won't hurt you, but whatever you do don't talk to the parrot!".

Heeding the client's warning he walks into the house and into the kitchen. Feeling more confident about the Rotweiler he starts working on the sink. Barely after starting he notices the parrot sitting by the Rotweiler, all of a sudden the parrot bursts out with a bunch of insult's. Almost half way through the job the plumber starts to get angry, he starts to tell the bird to shut up!

All of a sudden the bird becomes silent, then very quietly the bird says, "Sick him Rex."



Best plumbing saying...

added: 9/20/09

Plumbing is the only profession where you'll hear your boss say, "Be sure your 'joints' have lots of 'Dope' in them!"



Doctor or Plumber?

added: 9/14/09

A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon's house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150.

The neurosurgeon exclaimed, 'I don't charge this amount even though I am a surgeon."

The plumber replied, "I agree, you are right. I too, didn't either, when I was a surgeon. That's why I switched to plumbing!"



Union Plumbers...

added: 9/11/09

A plumber was called to woman's apartment in New York City to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked dish.

During the course of the afternoon, the two became extremely friendly. About 6:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans.

"That was my husband," she said, putting down the phone. "He's on his way home, but is going back to the office around 8 p.m.. Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."

The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On my own time?"



Stolen Goods...

added: 9/09/09

Did you hear that someone broke into our local C.I.A and stole the toilet?

Right now the Fed's have nothing to go on…



Definition of Plumber

Plumber

Plumber - professionals that install, maintain, and repair pipes of all kinds—are handy tradespeople who can make themselves available for emergencies or routine services. They may fix plumbing for a variety of systems, including water, sewage, drainage, and venting. Plumbing involves the pipes and general apparatus of water, gas, and sewage systems, whether in a residential home or within a commercial or industrial building. These systems needs to work properly in order to keep everything flowing smoothly.
The plumber profession is closely related to heating, ventilation, and air conditioning (HVAC) contracting. Many plumbers are on call 24 hours a day, offering residential, commercial, and industrial services. Plumbers may have a wide range of abilities, concerning anything from kitchen sinks to bathroom pipes to electric heat fixture repair. If you require new parts to repair and fix your plumbing, leaky pipes, or damaged sewer lines. Call CKP PLUMBING today!







Plumbing specialty such as Residential Renovation, Fixture upgrading, Sewer Drain Inspections, Bathroom Accent, Commercial, Leak Repairs, New Construction install, and many more is what CKP plumbers pride themselves on.



Aloha , CKP Plumbing is a locally owned Hawaii Plumbing Contracting company providing its valued customers with superior quality and extended customer satisfaction. With 20 years in the Plumbing business, our outstanding performance is un-beatable by serving Hawaii 's commercial and residential customers.




When we say, "No Job Too Large or Too Small" , we really mean that! Plumbing specialty such as Residential Renovation, Fixture upgrading, Sewer Drain Inspections, Bathroom Accent, Commercial, Leak Repairs, New Construction install, and many more is what CKP plumbers pride themselves on. It is always our pleasure to fulfill all of your plumbing needs, upgrades and service requests.

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Quick Leak Tips

Repair leaky faucets to avoid further damage to the fixtures and faucets. This may also create unwanted cabinet,drywall, and flooring damages.





Plumber 2 - The Plumbing Flash Game

Be a Plumbing Doctor and successfully make 1 continious pipeline and beat all 25 Plumbing levels. Not as hard as initially reported, but a great brain trainer and an excellent way to improve your plumbing reflexes.





Top 6 Common Toilet Problems

#2 Toilet Problem is a pain in the behind...literally! When the toilet seat gets lax inspect the toilet bolts for a firm connection. You'll determine that this will help that slope saddleback feeling.




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